Camel Character

I watched him become the Camel Character on Thursday at the Circle K attached to Kennedy with lots of gas pumps and a separately attached pizza place. I spent $21.05 on another herbal tea and 8 gallons on 6. I walked out the push door on the right and through the rain dripping off the […]

Newport Neanderthal

My best friend’s uncle is out blazing trails and soaking up nature in Montana. Hold up. Before going any farther, let’s clear some things up. First of all, the phrase ‘best friend’ is one that I haven’t grasped entirely. I enjoy sandwiches, movies, books, and music but if you asked me to pick a favorite […]

Marlboro Man

I became the Marlboro Man on a Monday after work at the Circle-K attached to 50 with only side parking and a separate/attached B-Back Again bar. $7.96 for a pack of 27’s, an herbal tea, and a gourmet cotton candy lollipop. Ironically, the latter two are the only vices I want to accede control over […]